World Shortest Stories!

I never get tired of reading this book. Fast peace, efficient, and well done!
Don't believe me? Try one:

"Careful, honey it is loaded," he said, re-entering the bedroom.
Her back rested against the headboard. "This is for your wife?"
"No. Too Chancy. I'm hiring a professional."
"How about me?"
He smirked. "Cute. But who'd be dumb enough to hire a lady hit man?"
she wet her lips, sighting along the barrel.
"You wife."